Real Christians Don't
Dance
Sorting the Truth from the Trappings in a Born-Again Culture
© 1988 John Fischer
Bethany House Publishers, Minneapolis, MN
We played the flute for you and you did not danceJesus Christ
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Table of Contents
Acknowledgments . . . . . . . . . 6
Foreword by Tony Campolo . . . . . . . . . 7
Preface by Leighton Ford . . . . . . . . . 9
1. Real Christians Don't Dance? . . . . . . . . . 15
PART ONE - DRESSING UP . . . . . . . . . 19
2. Designer Christianity . . . . . . . . . 21
3. The Glitter and the Glory . . . . . . . . . 24
4. God on Trial . . . . . . . . . 28
5. Young Man, Old Man, Soup Spoon Act One . . . . . . . . . 31
6. Of Peelings and Pedestals . . . . . . . . . 34
7. Magical Ministry Tour . . . . . . . . . 37
8. Moses and Eleanor Rigby . . . . . . . . . 40
9. The Image . . . . . . . . . 43
10. Young Man, Old Man, Soup Spoon Act Two . . . . . . . . . 46
11. Who's O.K.? . . . . . . . . . 50
12. Diamond in the Rough . . . . . . . . . 54
13. Christ Under Control . . . . . . . . . 57
14. Whose Supper Is It? . . . . . . . . . 60
15. Young Man, Old Man, Revisited . . . . . . . . . 63
16. On a Dead Run . . . . . . . . . 68
17. Two for a Penny . . . . . . . . . 72
18. Reflections on an Alien . . . . . . . . . 75
19. Dressing Up . . . . . . . . . 77
PART TWO - CUTTING IN . . . . . . . . . 81
20. Casual Crimes . . . . . . . . . 82
21. Feet of Gold . . . . . . . . . 85
22. The Eleventh Hour . . . . . . . . . 89
23. Pile Up . . . . . . . . . 92
24. Close Shave . . . . . . . . . 95
25. Soul Talk . . . . . . . . . 98
26. One Drink Away . . . . . . . . . 101
27. We All Fall Down . . . . . . . . . 104
28. Coming Loose . . . . . . . . . 106
29. Flight 50 . . . . . . . . . 110
30. Lite Christianity . . . . . . . . . 113
31. Cutting In . . . . . . . . . 116
PART THREE - TURNING OUT . . . . . . . . . 119
32. Where's the Graffiti? . . . . . . . . . 120
33. Fear of Dancing . . . . . . . . . 123
34. Up on the Roof . . . . . . . . . 126
35. Only One World . . . . . . . . . 129
36. The Ins and Outs of It . . . . . . . . . 132
37. Messengers in Disguise . . . . . . . . . 134
38. Torchlights . . . . . . . . 137
39. The Art of Fromming . . . . . . . . . 140
40. Holier Than Who? or Heaven Can Wait . . . . . . . . . 143
41. They Are Blinded . . . . . . . . . 146
42. Jesus ("bleep") . . . . . . . . . 149
43. An Inside Job . . . . . . . . . 152
44. Garbage In, Garbage Out? . . . . . . . . . 154
45. Mind-Waste . . . . . . . . . 157
46. Huey's Ladder . . . . . . . . . 160
47. One Hour of MTV . . . . . . . . . 163
48. Desperately Seeking Leah . . . . . . . . . 166
49. Truth, Mick Jagger, and Paint Brushes . . . . . . . . . 170
50. Turning Out . . . . . . . . . 173
PART FOUR - ROUND ABOUT . . . . . . . . . 179
51. Hide-and-Seek . . . . . . . . . 181
52. The Lord of the Dance . . . . . . . . . 184
53. The Speaker . . . . . . . . . 186
54. Round About . . . . . . . . . 189
To Ruth Martin,
whose unrelenting demand for truth
has pulled me both in to what I believe
and out of what I don't.
UNWRAPPING OUR CHRISTIANITY TO LET IT LIVE AND BREATHE LIFE INTO A DECAYING SOCIETY
Probing and questioning, John Fischer challenges believers to evaluate their Christian experience and assumptions. For many, traditions and trappings have become a protective and restrictive cocoon, inhibiting the growth of their faith. Discovering the essence of faith restores the vitality of freedom in Christ and cuts away those issues that distract from the important ones.
"In it not of it," the statement was
made
When Christian One faced the world much afraid.
"In it not of it," the call was made clear,
But Christian One got something stuck in his ear.
"Not in it or of it" was the thing that he heard.
And knowing the world was painfully absurd.
He welcomed the safety of pious retreat
And went to the potluck for something to eat.
(Excerpt from "The Ins and Outs of It" p.132)
From a Veteran of the American Evangelical Culture.....
Author John Fischer grew up in a mainline evangelical denomination and has travelled the contemporaray Christian music circuit for many years. As an expert "insider," he has thought long and hard about what is essential Christianity and what are simply cultural appendages that have become attached over a period of time.
Free from sarcasm and ridicule, Real Christians Don't Dance challenges the evangelical Church to identify true Christianity from the sub-culture that has developed around it, to discover what is real obedience and love. Readers may discover in their lives more tradition than truth, more Christianity than Christ, more fundamentalism than faith, more law than love.
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